43 definitions by Rj

sow

a fat fuckin person who eats too much food

Margaret, you're such a fucking SOW!!

by Rj November 7, 2003

sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

by Rj April 9, 2003

whiggawish

(adj) something/someone that resembles a whigger

Yo thats mad whiggawish

by Rj April 12, 2005

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by Rj May 12, 2004

Goldie-Lox

Basically a gold-digger, sly females that get in ya crib... eat, shit, & sleep on ya stuff...quick to flee when figured out

Yo, I hooked up with this chic for one night...the next thing I knew this bitch was downstairs in my fridge eatin my shit up.

by Rj November 11, 2003

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by Rj May 19, 2004

blood fart

what happens when I eat too many doritos

Doritos is the number one leading cause of bfs

by Rj September 8, 2003