RipperJim's definitions
A female clad in feminine makeup and hoop earrings as well as dressed in an attractive shape fitting outfit and usually has glitter on her breast area and multiple pieces of dangling jewelry for adornment.
She looks innocent and submissive with her head always tilted down and to the side batting her large peepers with innocence while squirming left and right signaling she is ready pounce with cat-like abilities. She is excited by your presence because you are attracted by all the signals she is giving off, and it is working.
She looks innocent and submissive with her head always tilted down and to the side batting her large peepers with innocence while squirming left and right signaling she is ready pounce with cat-like abilities. She is excited by your presence because you are attracted by all the signals she is giving off, and it is working.
Dare I ask, what man would not want to put his most personal appendage into a piece of candy, or perhaps a Candygirl.
Hey! Look at that Candygirl, she is as sweet as they get!
Hey! Look at that Candygirl, she is as sweet as they get!
by RipperJim January 14, 2023
Get the Candygirlmug. The inevitable future debt for future generations that is allowed by greedy Obama supporters.
The debt is from overspending the national budget by quantities never before seen in the history of the world. Repayment of these almost insurmountable debts will come due for future generations who are currently to young to vote.
The debt is from overspending the national budget by quantities never before seen in the history of the world. Repayment of these almost insurmountable debts will come due for future generations who are currently to young to vote.
by RipperJim January 6, 2014
Get the obamatheftmug. The smell from the Obama policies left behind by the uncaring damage of trying to correct only the short-sighted self-centered and selfish perceptions that are unfounded by any real laws or constitutional foundation.
by RipperJim December 11, 2015
Get the Obamatosismug. It may come as a shock to some that a Party on the Potty has nothing to do with genitalia, it is purely a statement that explains that a crossword puzzle is being done in the bathroom. It is also thought a Party on the Potty can be enhanced by also playing a radio to hide the strange sounds emitting from the bathroom.
Listen, the radio is on, someone is having a Party on the Potty!
I just finished a Party on the Potty but I couldn't get 3 down!
I just finished a Party on the Potty but I couldn't get 3 down!
by RipperJim March 18, 2022
Get the Party on the Pottymug. A woman by personal wish only who physically competes with real women who were born as females
The fauxwoman is not born as a female and has the musculature from prior to the personal wish to be female and was originally a male. Since the musculature has already developed, female hormone treatments have little effect in the short term.
In the Fauxwoman's mind it is perfectly acceptable to compete with females since they think they are female and they proclaim they are females showing hormones as the proof.
The fauxwoman is not born as a female and has the musculature from prior to the personal wish to be female and was originally a male. Since the musculature has already developed, female hormone treatments have little effect in the short term.
In the Fauxwoman's mind it is perfectly acceptable to compete with females since they think they are female and they proclaim they are females showing hormones as the proof.
by RipperJim January 2, 2022
Get the fauxwomanmug. consecrated virgin - Dick teaser
Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.
Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.
That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.
by RipperJim December 27, 2013
Get the consecratedmug. For Humans to survive and improve the human condition some minor ecological injury may occur in the evolution of humans, when this occurs it is Ecoevolution, not ecological destruction or pollution. .
by RipperJim February 12, 2022
Get the Ecoevolutionmug.