9 definitions by RightTriangle
This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
When watching AMATEUR porn and the male refers to the pledge wipe as a playmate. Jeez I thought this was supposed to be amateur man. What a boner killer.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
My future wife lost her V card in college to A lollipop.
Don’t ride on the back of a lollipops motorcycle.
Don’t ride on the back of a lollipops motorcycle.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
A deck builder is a man NEVER sought out by a mullet hole if he has achieved certain social status. Wanted to build a Non-holy shit deck for said mullet holes family, at certain age now with grandchildren. However, mullet holes are easily swept off feet and dislike family. Therefore a deck builder is most likely a man with a pornhub subscription. What a joy.
One day I want to never meet a deck builder wanna know why? Personally I think he ran my brother over in a football game. Damn deck builders I’m just not even going to go to church anymore either.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
When in the Midwest men will play sports and lose. Therefore God blesses women of that area with a Loser attractor.
“No way mom! I’ve got a loser attractor! “Pfffffft”
“No way mom! I’ve got a loser attractor! “Pfffffft”
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Hey Ron how’s it going herd your daughter got a teaching job and is married now!?
“The little Queso dip is growing up fast.”
Welcome to 2019 and beyond good luck.
“The little Queso dip is growing up fast.”
Welcome to 2019 and beyond good luck.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019