Definitions by RightArmTOOL
Christmas Stocking
When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
Christmas Stocking by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008
malerpies
The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting
Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!
You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.
You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.
malerpies by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008