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malerpies

The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting
Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!

You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.
by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008
mugGet the malerpiesmug.

Christmas Stocking

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!
by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008
mugGet the Christmas Stockingmug.

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