malerpies 

The extremely unexplainable condition in which the genitals are overcome with extreme cases of both herpes and malaria resulting in uncontrollable bouts of penile/vaginal blood vomiting

Holy shit! What the fuck man! My penis is just spewing blood!

You probably caught the malerpies from the Wal-Mart urinal. Happened to my best friends uncle's nephew.

malerpies by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008

Malerie 

A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.

Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!

Malerie by treeme77654 December 21, 2008

Malerie 

Malerie (Mal-er-ee), a name often confused with the word "maleria". A different spelling of Mallory. Totally awesome human being. Not infectious or diseased.

Also known as "Mallerkins" "Mally" "Mal" and "Mallers".

Not to be confused with a mallard.

Hey, look at her. She isn't diseased or infectious at all! She must be a Malerie.

Malerie by Pali Q April 23, 2009

Malrepresentation

Inadequate/untruthful representation of someone/something.

The malrepresentation of minorities by the mainstream media shows a reflection of privilege.

Malrepresentation by DangeRoush1 March 7, 2019

malerjestic 

being so maladjusted that you can't even say the word maladjusted.

Travis: I just can't figure it out... does that make me malerjestic?
Lily: yes

maladjusted jestic mallard awkward idiotic

malerjestic by doll___face May 11, 2010

merpies 

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

merpies by Jdford24 September 8, 2010

Malerie 

Maleries are really nice or really mean (no in between) they are usually very fake and they act like they like you but they actually don't. Maleries have blonde hair and blue eyes usually and very tall or very short (no in between) Maleries can be slim thick or fat. Maleries love food and is always begging lol

Malerie back up you is not getting any of my food.

Malerie by Big.booty.b.word December 14, 2018