RickO's definitions

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

burnin daylight

Wasting precious time. Instead of being outside doing something important you're dickin around.

C'mon man, we're burnin daylight here. Let's get goin' !

by RickO March 25, 2003

Umpa-Lumpa

Slang - American/English immigrants to Australia with a propensity to drink in excess.

Those Umpa Lumpas were loitering outside the bottle store.

by Ricko March 24, 2005

lomas

a camel with a comb over

woah look at that lomas in the dessert

by RiCkO March 17, 2005

squeezable

A beautiful girl with all the right curves wearing tight-fitting clothing.

Wow! She is squeezable. I'd like to get my hands on her.

by RickO March 25, 2003