7 definitions by Resicoi
(Bombus boius)
-species and gender identity
The bumbleboi is a bumblebee who, unlike other bumblebees, is a kind, loving boi who just wanna help.
They can bee easily identified by their inability to pollinate normie flowers, and by their utter hatred of outdated and lazy bee movie memes, as well as by their eighteen wing segments compared to the bumblebee’s nineteen
-species and gender identity
The bumbleboi is a bumblebee who, unlike other bumblebees, is a kind, loving boi who just wanna help.
They can bee easily identified by their inability to pollinate normie flowers, and by their utter hatred of outdated and lazy bee movie memes, as well as by their eighteen wing segments compared to the bumblebee’s nineteen
by Resicoi December 24, 2018
Milk produced by a lactating Canadian man.
Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.
It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.
Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.
The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.
It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.
Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.
The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
“I heard you met the prime minister! Please tell me you exchanged you maple milk”
“Maple milk eh.”
“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”
“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**
knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
“Maple milk eh.”
“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”
“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**
knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
by Resicoi August 4, 2019
Men who are lower ranking in the social hierarchy and surrender their right to mate to alphamales, displaying their submission visually by widely opening their mouths and vocally through “yaaaaass!”
by Resicoi August 5, 2019
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“I say to you, bovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!”
“Bovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv me in the ass, important.”
“Bovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv me in the ass, important.”
by Resicoi August 4, 2019
The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.
by Resicoi December 25, 2018
by Resicoi December 24, 2018