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Sexual act of masturbation usually referring to the masturbation of the male penis, however it may also refer to the masturbation of the female as well; when done by only the use of a hand.
The act is carried out by firmly placing the hand around the shaft of the penis and then moving it up and down. This is continued until ejaculation takes place. The testicles are generally caressed as well by the other hand.
Also referred to as "choking the chicken", "wanking", "wanking your wood", "tugjob", "jacking off" and "jerking off".
Most commonly preferred to be performed by a female on a male. Some females will "offer" a handjob instead of intercourse, or to avoid intercourse, or oral sex. Some females desire to perform "handjobs" for the sole purpose of being able to observe the male ejaculation ( which some find stimulating)and/or desire the ejaculation to land on the female body.
The handjob may be performed in a variety of postions as long as the female can reach the penis.
It is commonly used as form of quick sexual release for the male and may be performed almost anywhere at anytime. Often used as a quick substitute for when intercourse may not be practical.
She gave me the best handjob I have ever hand.

When I am not in the mood, I'll give him a handjob instead.

I gave him a handjob while he was driving the other day.

C'mon baby, at least give me a handjob if you won't fuck or suck!
by Renown February 26, 2008

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Sexual act of fucking someone in the anus. Common sexual practice between homosexuals and hetrosexuals. Is also used as a form of birth control. Is considered more stimulating than reguular intercourse due to the fact that the anus present a tighter fit for the penis. In women it presents a feeling of being more "filled". May be done is various sexual positions but most common is the "doggie style" position. Commonly termed: " Taking it up the ass".
Susie cums much quicker when she is ass fucking.
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Frank can give me an ass fucking anytime he wants.
by Renown February 22, 2008

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a.) Oral sex performed on a man in which the performer centers their attention just to the head of the penis. Also referred to as " polishing a door knob".
b.) Common practice of a female lowering her vagina over an automobile's gear shift knob, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) The twisting of the hand around the male penis, especially over the head, as if turning a door knob, during the performance of oral sex or masturbation.
Judy told Cindy that she had to knob job her gear shift last night because she was so horny.

Barbara told her date that if he didn't fuck her she would ride the gear shift(knob job).

Sharon can't suck cock worth a shit; she a knob jobber.

Linda jacked me off so hard last night, I thought she would tear my knob off.
by Renown February 22, 2008

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The process of "ramming", as in shoving very hard, the male cock into the female vagina. Also known as a "hard fuck". The objective is to "ram" the full length of the cock into the vagina in one thrust - which is of course repeated over and over again - up to the male testicles (also known as ball-slapping) as hard as possible. Cock ramming is enjoyed my most females, especially by those that want to be fucked to death in the heat of passion. Excessive cck ramming can cause brusing of the outter lips of the gentitila and if the female is not wet enough for cock ramming it can cause tears on the cock.
Bob is the best cock ramming fuck I have ever had.

He was cock ramming me so hard my head banged against the head board.
by Renown February 22, 2008

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a.) The act of fucking a female vagina in a rapid, steady manner. Derived from drawing water from the ground by using of a hand pump. Pussy pumping, in comparison, is "pumping" the pussy with a cock to extract an orgasm.
b.) The rapid movement of any object, hand, or penis in a vagina to extract an orgasm.
George was pussy pumping me last night so hard I came twice.

I am going to pussy pump you till you scream.
by Renown February 22, 2008

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a.) a cosmetic applied to the lips of a female; usually. Its use was developed in ancient times by prostitutes as form of advertisement, by painting their lips to match the same color as the inner folds of their vagina, so the male customer would get a glimpse of what he was getting. Lipstick was, then, various shades of red and pink. I doubt, if the colors were available, that any prostitute then would have painted their lips brown, black or green, which may have led the customer to believe that she may have a disease.
b.) Also refers to the male cock, whereas the cock being the stick that is placed between the lips; thus a lip-stick. Derived from the possible coating of the lips with sperm during oral sex as the male cock was brushed across the lips. This more than likely led to the development of the lip stick container; shaped much like the male cock, which the female brushes across her lips to apply it.
c.) Sexual slang for oral sex, as in “sticking”(the cock being used as the stick)fucking the lips; also know as “face fucking”, and “head banging”.
Her lipstick is moisture proof, but her cunt is dripping wet.

Just get on your knees baby and I will lipstick you with this hard cock.

Accidentally, I walked in on Sam and Sue and he was lipsticking her as hard as he could and she was begging for more.
by Renown February 25, 2008

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Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.
Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.
by Renown February 25, 2008

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