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Definitions by Razorclaw the crab

LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY 

Acronym for "Laughing my fucking ass off I killed my husband in my wedding dress when we lived together in Tampa, Florida in the year nineteen seventy three and the authorities have not caught on to me yet
This is so funny I'm LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

Escaping the walls of Troy 

/idiom/

An idiom for finally getting out of a transphobic or homophobic household and living by yourself or with better people for your own safety.

It was defined by u/AnAltAccountIGuess on r/actualLesbians
I need help escaping the walls of Troy. Does anyone know any cheap apartments?

Russian Holy Water 

/n/
Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water

Rule 34.1 

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc
RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*
/N/

Def 1: More than a pog, but not enough to fit multiple poggers
Def 2: One who pogs
Person 1: Wow I just found diamonds in Minecraft!
Person 2: POG!
Person 3: Pogger
Pogger by Razorclaw the crab March 20, 2021

Stockholder Syndrome 

/n/
A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore
My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

Hateshaming 

/noun/
Hate shaming is a form of shame that is actually moral. Hateshaming is where you shame someone for ostracizing a whole demographic for a specific subdivision of said demographic. Hateshaming is mainly a thing pacifists do. The people who glorify respect.
Hateshaming examples:
Hating feminism because of radical feminists
Hating heterosexual/cisgender people because of non-allies
Hating BLM because of riots
Hating right-wing because of conservatives (Note that liberal right-wing is indeed a thing)
Hateshaming by Razorclaw the crab December 1, 2020