Constance is an amazing person who is a part-time ghost and mows lawns on the side. He burns easily so he wears a large, floppy sunhat. Also he wears a wife beater but he doesn't seem to have a wife. He is 40 years old but uses skin care products to make himself look like a teenager. He tries to re-live the past and ends up walking in circles in his back yard, making his neighbors freak out and obsess over him for months.
Wow look at the constance over there, walking around in circles with a floppy sun hat. He is so amazinggggg!