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Nobblehead is often an untidy or unkempt individual who find safety in numbers, as a result they usually gather in groups or numbers of two or more and spend their life looking for reasons why somebody else is at fault for anything they have not done or not completed. When approached by others perceived to be in a more senior position they tend to move quicker than that which is normal in an attempt to either conceal the fact they are doing absolutely nothing or to appear to be moving quicker than they actually are. Nobblehead's find it difficult to stay in jobs for any length of time and usually have poorly written CV's which showing multiple roles in numerous companies, these moves are always as a result of "the management who don't have a clue"
I'm not working in their with that bunch of "Nobbleheads" or "it wasn't me, it was that Nobblehead"
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023
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A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge
by Ravey Davey Gravy October 8, 2023
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Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.
Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023
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The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink
After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018
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Mileacock - noun - a statement that explains in brief the sexual appetite of a ladies whose requirements for a social sausage is greater than most. The lady in question will have regular liaisons with multiple sausage providers to quench her hairy access.
'Since magician Paul Daniels turned up his toes that Debbie MaGee has had a Mileacock'
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023
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A eastern European co worker who refuses to understand or be useful. A shithouseski will always blame you for not doing the stuff he should have done.
Hey shithouseski why is this wrong. Shithouseski replies 'you showed me wrong then you did it'
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 28, 2023
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