292 definitions by Ranchgirls

Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Kongsnot

A term for a thick goopy cum load.

What the hell is all the kongsnot doing in the guest bedroom honey?

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.

She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Tuna Gelato

The byproduct of cum that has been lightly fermenting in a stinky italian womans vagina.

Well I really should pass on that tuna gelato I already stuffed myself with spaghetti tonight.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2021

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020