Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.
Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.
The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.
Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.
December 27, 2007
The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.
Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.
Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!
February 05, 2009
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
When a guy spooges right above the ass crack of black guy.
Last Friday night, I was giving it hard to JoJo, that Big Black Guy who's usually here for his Pink Martinis, when he asked me to give him a White Tail Buck!
man with facial hair around the mouth; goatee, beard
Too many cold bitches at that bar, so I went in the alley to get some oral from a pussy with teeth.
Man, I got cut-up last night from F-ing that pussy with teeth.