25 definitions by RNPS

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.
Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.
by RNPS January 05, 2008
The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.
Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.
by RNPS December 27, 2007
The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.
Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
by RNPS June 18, 2007
a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.
Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!
by RNPS February 05, 2009
a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
by RNPS April 27, 2008
When a guy spooges right above the ass crack of black guy.
Last Friday night, I was giving it hard to JoJo, that Big Black Guy who's usually here for his Pink Martinis, when he asked me to give him a White Tail Buck!
by RNPS August 28, 2010
man with facial hair around the mouth; goatee, beard
Too many cold bitches at that bar, so I went in the alley to get some oral from a pussy with teeth.

Man, I got cut-up last night from F-ing that pussy with teeth.
by RNPS May 19, 2007

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