RNPS's definitions
by RNPS June 1, 2007

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.
guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
by RNPS September 6, 2007

1) "Get the scissors - the dog has a dreadlog!"
2) "That's the last time I get some from a cheap crack whore - I found a dreadlog hanging from her taint!"
2) "That's the last time I get some from a cheap crack whore - I found a dreadlog hanging from her taint!"
by RNPS November 10, 2007

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!
Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.
by RNPS December 9, 2008

Dude 1: So there I was in line at the grocery store when I had to fart.
Dude 2: Ya?
Dude 1: Well, my fart was more than a fart...I got some sputter butter...my underware was so messed-up.
Dude 2: Ya?
Dude 1: Well, my fart was more than a fart...I got some sputter butter...my underware was so messed-up.
by RNPS January 6, 2008

by RNPS May 27, 2008

Example 1: My Mom is being a total dinglebroad about me going to college.
Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.
Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.
by RNPS July 23, 2007
