13 definitions by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo

cument

The act of cumming so much inside of a woman that her ass cheeks become stuck together. Usually ends up causing the ass cheeks to be split apart with hands.

My cum is like cement. It keeps on sticking Amy's ass shut. She calls it cument

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed

Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 8, 2020

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by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Alabama Brownie

When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.

One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.

Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 23, 2020