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washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.

Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed

Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 8, 2020

cument

The act of cumming so much inside of a woman that her ass cheeks become stuck together. Usually ends up causing the ass cheeks to be split apart with hands.

My cum is like cement. It keeps on sticking Amy's ass shut. She calls it cument

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020