89 definitions by Queen Buttrix

social EULA

An agreement people must accept in order to breathe. Most people don't bother to read it.

You agreed to the social EULA which means your complaints are null and void.

by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020

in this essay i will

Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.

WandaVision is a satire of heteronormativity. In this essay I will

by Queen Buttrix March 7, 2021

alternative frum

The proper term for "JINO."

I'm not a JINO, you bigot. I'm alternative frum.

by Queen Buttrix May 13, 2021

trump

To spank with a copy of Forbes magazine.

"I just fucked a porn star last night"
"You mean she trumped you?"
"Same difference"

by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2018

Penn 15

The actual name of a skyscraper project Cuomo is trying to shove down everyone's throats instead of resigning for the sake of New York and the country.

I know you want me to resign because you all think I'm a gross creepy pervert, but hear me out: we need to erect Penn 15.

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

shitpoetry

The intersection of shitposting and poetry. Poetry influenced by shitposting, poetry that is thinly-veiled shitposting, shitposting that is poetry, shitposting influenced by poetry, etc..

Surrealist poetry can retroactively be called a type of shitpoetry

by Queen Buttrix June 7, 2021

Aspen Dental

To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent

I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck

by Queen Buttrix June 21, 2021