4 definitions by Quackenblatz

Top Definition
A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde

See also blonde redhead

Make it a black on blonde, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 26, 2008
Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond

See also blond redhead
Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
Another term for a mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

See also black on blond
Yo, gimme a black on blond. Oh, you might know that as a blonde redhead.
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
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