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Florida

State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.
Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....
by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008
mugGet the Floridamug.

tie one on

To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.

Thus having something to "tie onto"

To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.
Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*
by QWERTY1 July 30, 2008
mugGet the tie one onmug.

drop a dime

Simply to call someone on a phone.
From when the cost of a pay phone was 10 cents, or a dime. You dropped a dime in the phone to make a call.
-Why are you so late?
I was in traffic.
-Pshh, why didn't you drop a dime and let me know!
by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007
mugGet the drop a dimemug.

'89

The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.
Do you want to go to the movies?

Okay, I haven't gone since '89
by QWERTY1 May 3, 2006
mugGet the '89mug.

ghost hit

After inhaling smoke, holding it for an extended period of time, so when you exhale only a little amount or no visible smoke comes out of your mouth/lungs.

Useful for smoking weed when you don't want other people to be able to smell it.
You smoke weed in your dorm room?

Yeah, but I just use a one hitter and ghost hit it and still blow it out the window with the fan facing outward and popping popcorn.
by QWERTY1 May 4, 2006
mugGet the ghost hitmug.

unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 15, 2009
mugGet the unemployedmug.

kva

Kick Valpo's Ass
Valparaiso Indiana
The lockers at the high school had signs on them that said, "Go Amanda - KVA" because the soccer team was playing Valpo that night.
by QWERTY1 November 10, 2008
mugGet the kvamug.

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