15 definitions by qwerty1

Top Definition
After inhaling smoke, holding it for an extended period of time, so when you exhale only a little amount or no visible smoke comes out of your mouth/lungs.

Useful for smoking weed when you don't want other people to be able to smell it.
You smoke weed in your dorm room?

Yeah, but I just use a one hitter and ghost hit it and still blow it out the window with the fan facing outward and popping popcorn.
by QWERTY1 April 23, 2006
State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.
Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 April 12, 2006
To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.

Thus having something to "tie onto"

To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.
Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*
by QWERTY1 April 19, 2006
Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 11, 2009
To microwave something.
-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.
by QWERTY1 August 30, 2007
Vastly overused word.

Word used when you don't want to explain all the things someone said wrongly in excruciating detail and since you don't care you just say basically.
So, basically, you just go inside and basically just ask for the sale and that's basically it.

Person 1: How do I fill out this form? Just put my name on it and the hours worked?

Person 2: Basically.
by qwerty1 September 25, 2008
The year you use in reference to something that you have not done in a while.
Usually, almost always an exaggeration.
Do you want to go to the movies?

Okay, I haven't gone since 1989
by QWERTY1 April 21, 2006

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