13 definitions by Q-City Wordsmith

Trophy

slang term for a baby, the prize you'll possibly win for having sex

Girl: I told my friend that a gang bang at the college was a bad idea. Now she's pregnant.

Guy: Look on the bright side. If she decides to keep the baby, she'll have a trophy to flaunt.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire

any child that is or appears to be of Indian descent (the country of India)

When we were at Six Flags waiting in line for the Boss, a slumdog millionaire cut in front of us.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 9, 2009

cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

cast of "Deliverance"

the white employees of any southern based business

After Kia built a car manufacturing plant on the Georgia-Alabama border, they hired the cast of "Deliverance" to build their cars.

by Q-City Wordsmith February 2, 2009

Mobilly

a Missouri hillbilly

what people in IL call people from MO

Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.

by Q-City Wordsmith October 24, 2009

Team Alice

What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.

Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."

Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."

by Q-City Wordsmith November 23, 2009