Team Alice

What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.

Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."

Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."

Team Alice by Q-City Wordsmith November 24, 2009

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The Alien Team

Group of amazing aliens fighting for their rights all over the world. Nora, Manahil, Mothy and May <3 Nobody can miss with them, cause the have their secret powers ;) love you guys!

"hey, did you see the alien team on the tv?"
"yeah, they rock man!"
"I love May, she's hot"
"yeah, so do Nora and Manahil. they are sisters"
"but you know what? I'd totally go gay for Mothy ;)"
"HELL YEAHH!"

The Alien Team by Alien in Black November 4, 2012

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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