2 definitions by Professor of Comedic Sciences

Yam

/n/ Orange vegetable. Highest form of life. Not to be trifled with by foolish mortals.

A: Hello, traveler. Have you yet visited the Yam Temple?
B: *stares blankly*
A: GASP. Have you never heard of the Yam Temple!
B: *starts to walk away*
A: Don't walk away from me!
B: *keeps walking away*
A: You can't walk from your problems, you fool!
B: *starts running*
A: The Yam knows all! The Yam will find you! The Yam! The Yam!
B: *is gone*
A: So... It's just me now... Yams... Yams... Yams...

by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 6, 2016

crocs

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes

A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...

by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 2, 2016