15 definitions by Princess Weirdo

Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.

TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!

by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022

Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.

DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?

by Princess Weirdo February 17, 2022

229

A road that leads to the X-Mart in Oxford.

TT-Why are you traveling this forbidden 229 in your g-string and stiletto's?
Weary Traveler-Must reach X-Mart before nightfall. Need lube

TT- I know it's you Gregor.

by Princess Weirdo February 3, 2022

Ambifootstrous

It’s like being ambidextrous except it’s your feet instead of your hands…ok people?! Here on the 229 we like to say(by we I mean I-just me) someone is ambifootstrous when they show exceptional and extraordinary control over both left and right feet. We…I mean I don’t know any ambifootstrous people yet but I’m gonna keep looking cuz they really do exist! Ambifootstrous people AND really super nice people! They are real!!

BY Princess Weirdo
*I just forgot my stupid password YALL! Can you fine folks over at the UD help a girl out with that please? Come on I really need assistance with that shit! Cuz I don’t even remember which email I used.

229’er- Zippity doo da zippit-ey (while skipping along)

JoeKnows- WTF?! That’s methed up! Hey what is that 229’er doing?

Princess Weirdo- Omg! He’s just skipping! Didn’t you know he’s ambifootstrous?

JoeKnows- Well being ambifootstrous looks stupid!

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022

Right-Wrong

This is an astrological, biological and perhaps even a little chronological event that Princess Weirdo experiences. It happens on the occasional 2nd Tuesday of a specific month every decade and a half when there are both a solar and lunar eclipse simultaneously, hmmmmm.....not very often huh. Soooo when ALL that lines up in absolute perfection- THEN AND ONLY THEN can she experience a phenomenon known as the right-wrong. Such as maybe thinking Gregor was guilty of fuckery just before he went off to keistering school which he graduated magna cum laude by the way. We sure are proud of Gregor here on the 229. Princess Weirdo is sorry for all the many times she exclaimed, "fuck Gregor!" She didn't mean it. She was right-wrong.

PW-🎶you spin me right-wrong baby, like a record baby. Right right wrong wrong 🎶🎶

Gregor-PW I didn't do that. You're right-wrong..

PW-Oh ok Gregor. I accept your apology for making me think I was right when I was really right-wrong. You know it doesn't happen often.

by Princess Weirdo February 14, 2022

Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account

VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022

Epi-Zoody

What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .

Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good.

Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody?
Grandchild- I think so.

Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.

by Princess Weirdo February 3, 2022