It’s like being ambidextrous except it’s your feet instead of your hands…ok people?! Here on the 229 we like to say(by we I mean I-just me) someone is ambifootstrous when they show exceptional and extraordinary control over both left and right feet. We…I mean I don’t know any ambifootstrous people yet but I’m gonna keep looking cuz they really do exist! Ambifootstrous people AND really super nice people! They are real!!

BY Princess Weirdo
*I just forgot my stupid password YALL! Can you fine folks over at the UD help a girl out with that please? Come on I really need assistance with that shit! Cuz I don’t even remember which email I used.
229’er- Zippity doo da zippit-ey (while skipping along)

JoeKnows- WTF?! That’s methed up! Hey what is that 229’er doing?

Princess Weirdo- Omg! He’s just skipping! Didn’t you know he’s ambifootstrous?

JoeKnows- Well being ambifootstrous looks stupid!
by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022
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