Pretty Emily's definitions

Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

crush slut

A person that has a crush on someone, assumes it is true love, and must automatically date their crush. The relationships between a crush slut and a normal person are relatively short, and even shorter if there are two crush sluts. After breaking up, the crush slut will find someone new within the first week. The cycle never ends until they die, apparently.

My friend's Brando and Amelia are quite the crush sluts; they've had more significant others than I've had chocolate! AND I'M FRIGGIN' HUGE!

by Pretty Emily February 6, 2005

kiss off

another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.

Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.

by Pretty Emily February 25, 2005

FSB

"Fake Sexi Blonde", according to one of my friends, Brando. He dies his hair blond, and has deemed himself sexy, therefore, a fake, sexy blond.

Brando: Founder and member of the F.S.B.!!!
*Emily rolls her eyes*

by Pretty Emily January 1, 2005

bray

A word which obviously has many definitions because none of these are the same.

My guess: a term of endearment. Just because I can.

Don't mess with him, he be my bray!

by Pretty Emily February 3, 2005

pole barn

a large building that is usually made of steel or aliminum. Used as storage for farm equipment, garage-type objects, and other random manly things.

Also can be used as a great party place. (large open space... with power tools!)

Ben: "We should have a party sometime... too bad we don't have a place to have it..."
Justine: "Yeah... we got a pole barn though!"

by Pretty Emily January 9, 2005

beautiful

Indescribably pleasing, but not necessarily sexually attractive. Unconventional beauty is something that you don't know what it is, but you think that person is wonderful. Being hot does not make a person beautiful.

She may not be a sex goddess, but gosh is that girl beautiful.

by Pretty Emily March 27, 2005