Pointer of the Obvious's definitions

Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.

I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009

MINA

Mother In Need of Attention

Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.

The other night at the club there was a pack of MINAs who flirted with every guy in the place, hit on the bartenders, acted vaguely bi and who all went home alone before midnight.

by Pointer of the Obvious October 29, 2009

Pre Theological

Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

The stage before post theological.

Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.

by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009

Naturalist

Someone who believes that studying physical sciences, nature, or natural history can help answer most, if not all, of our questions.

The term Naturalist is preferred by many Atheists because they have realized that to define "Atheism" using that terminology implies that religion or superstition is necessary in order to understand the philosophy of not believing in a god or gods.

by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008

Go Jerk Off

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.

Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008

Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

Faggot

What insecure young males call each other when they don't have anything intelligent, clever, or witty to say.

The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.

Dave: Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a faggot!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?
Steve: Yes.

by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008