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Mom hot

Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.
Most MILFs are mom hot because having kids increases their bust and hips. These new enhanced curves and increased nurturing disposition brings out strong primitive response in most men.

Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).
by Pointer of the Obvious October 30, 2009
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Post Theological

The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.
He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.
by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009
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Pre Theological

Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

The stage before post theological.
Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.
by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009
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Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
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MINA

Mother In Need of Attention

Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.
The other night at the club there was a pack of MINAs who flirted with every guy in the place, hit on the bartenders, acted vaguely bi and who all went home alone before midnight.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 29, 2009
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There is no god

Usually the first thing that someone must admit to themselves before becoming a Freethinker.
Once John said there there is no god, he realized that all of us are part of a million year old social structure that is as complex as any of our body parts.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
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Go Jerk Off

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.
Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
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