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shoe-cide

The act of throwing a shoe at someone out of disgust.
Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al Zeidi threw shoes at George Bush at a press conference, simultaneously committing almost certain shoe-cide and becoming hero and inspiration for millions.
by Pointer of the Obvious April 18, 2009
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Pre Theological

Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

The stage before post theological.
Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.
by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009
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Naturalist

Someone who believes that studying physical sciences, nature, or natural history can help answer most, if not all, of our questions.
The term Naturalist is preferred by many Atheists because they have realized that to define "Atheism" using that terminology implies that religion or superstition is necessary in order to understand the philosophy of not believing in a god or gods.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
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Go Jerk Off

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.
Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
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A short-lived ad campaign by Urban Dictionary that failed because too few of people wanted mugs with the likes of cleveland steamer, jalobes or scene to identify them before they've had their coffee.
Everyone knew that Jim meant business when he emerged from his cubical before 10am sporting his Urban Dictionary moose knuckles coffee mug which he purchased through the get this def on a mug ad campaign.
by Pointer of the Obvious July 7, 2009
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Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
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Faggot

What insecure young males call each other when they don't have anything intelligent, clever, or witty to say.

The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.
Dave: Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a faggot!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?
Steve: Yes.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
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