McGinty-Won

The very covert act of replacing numbers with words. Can be very broadly applied, ranging from single-digit characters to very large integers. Originated from WWI American to British secret transmissions. VERY effective if there is a third party who is not in-the-know.
McGinty-Won : Twenty-One
Dixie Chicks : Sixty-Six
Penis Hunger I Implore : Three-Hundred and Four

Etcetera.
by Pize October 20, 2004
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Rapeshit

Extremely volatile word stemming from the demented regions of Raag's mind. Used in the most heated of arguments, or also when one climaxes and aims to completely freak out his partner. (Note: This word has proven ineffective in courting a bird)
{As you climax} "Oh RAPESHIT! RAPESHIT! RAPESHIT!" {Gasp... Slap}
by Pize October 13, 2004
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Pize-Ade

The atrocious act of buying a Citrus Gatorade from a convenience store, most notably Allsups, and proceeding to chug the Gatorade. Subsequently, one fills the emptied bottle up with his urine. This may take multiple urinations, depending on the size of the container. One is encouraged to drink a lot of soda and generally unhealthy products to produce a highlighter yellow color of piss. Once filled with this 'high-lighter' pee, screw the lid back on, walk into the same store (with bottle in hand), go to the Gatorade area in the drinks section and act as if you are deciding on which color to buy. Slyly place the pee bottle on the rack and walk out. Eventually, someone will buy it, and potentially drink your piss, which they in turn actually paid for.

Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
{While sitting outside the store, watching to see if anyone buys the bottle} "Dude! Dude! This chick just took a swig of Pize-Ade!!!"
by Pize October 19, 2004
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Hater-Damnation

A Green 1999 Pontiac Grand-am Sedan with a tint, and without a spoiler, that is owned by someone other than Pize. This is especially true if the owner is a fat jige that spends more money at the Wilbarger self car wash than he does on his family.
{Headed to Pize's Pad while driving down Wilbarger St.} "Goddamnit Son of A Bitch! There's Hater-Damnation AGAIN! Dude's got a life"
by Pize October 13, 2004
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Clock

To shove one's finger(s), usually the index or middle, up another person's rectum while they are still clothed. Generally referred to as "putting on clock" or "being put on clock." Seems to have originated sometime in the year 2001 AD. Practised by few, despised by many, revered by none, "clock" is a dubious part of Pizes Pad OG. If a "clock" is extremely vigorous, it may be dubbed a "Mat-clock."
Raag, help me dude, Fro keeps trying to put me on clock!
by Pize October 13, 2004
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X-Turtle

Immaculate. The most bout-it bitch ever. Never fu'in rep'd in a card game. Unstopable. Rapes his arch-nemesis Lil' G. in the face on a daily basis. Watches over the household when you are away.
His name is synonymous with everything good in the universe.

Also known as "Nigga X."
{In a heated contest} "Dude, the 'pute just play Dragonfly... Bring out Nigga X!"
by Pize October 19, 2004
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Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
by Pize October 15, 2004
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