5 definitions by PhilMcCrack

Thinkorswim

The absolute best trading platform. Just like Robinhood but for chads instead.

Person 1: just bought AMC on robinhood

Person 2: hah, just wait till you get a margin call. I’m busy making an /ES bull put on thinkorswim

by PhilMcCrack November 12, 2021

BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation, a news and media company in the United Kingdom. BBC is widely known as a mostly objective newspaper (There are of course exceptions), and is broadcast across the world.

Person 1: Did you see the new story on BBC?
Person 2: No

by PhilMcCrack June 28, 2021

NoFap

The idea that one can become stronger and better themselves by abstaining from porn and masturbation (possibly arousal as well). Personally NoFap has worked for me wonders. I am currently at 92 days, and although I do not have “superpowers” my mind is much clearer, and I feel more motivated to eat healthy, go to the gym, and daytrade.

Person 1: “NoFap is a placebo, dude”
Person 2: “The fuck are you talking about? I am a living example showing it works, my mind is clearer, I am more motivated, and confident.

by PhilMcCrack July 5, 2021

Pickpocket

A slang term for daytraders. It means a loss that you didn’t notice because you were distracted.

Person: “God these lunchtime pickpockets fuck you over”

by PhilMcCrack November 12, 2021

/sig/

/sig/ is the self improvement board of 4Chan. It is full of absolute legends, and the only place other than /fit/ I would genuinely recommend on the Chan.

Person 1: Dude 4chan is just a bunch of lolicons and fags
Person 2: Have you looked at /sig/ or /fit/?

by PhilMcCrack July 5, 2021