Phaenixdrools's definitions

Africoon

Another racist name for somebody of African descent, it is a portmanteau of the words African and Coon

My friend Tammy is a racist and called my new Friend from Kenya an Africoon.

by Phaenixdrools November 28, 2006

mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.

Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.

by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007

Ketchustard

Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.

People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead

by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008

Sara Lee

A name brand company which sells food products which not that many people like anymore, and can in the right stores have an outrageous price for selling their goods; usually not worth buying unless your willing to put alot of money in for food that is just okay or even crappy.

Instead of the slogan "Nobody doesn't like sara lee",
it really ought to be "Nobody likes sara lee".

by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006

Fags

What the British smoke, can also be used to as an insult to a bunch of gays

1. So you are smoking fags Eh?
2. Look at those fags over there fudgepacking each other in the ass

by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006

Mayobating

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.

In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.

by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008