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Teenager

You know you are a teenager if:

1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.

2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.

3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.

4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.

5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.

7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.

8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.

9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.

10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.

11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.

12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.

13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.

14.You Love beating up fags.

15.You are living up the best times of your life.
Teenagers really should take over the world since they are the coolest on this planet, Teens rule
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Oklahoma

A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.
Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.
by Phaenixdrools January 9, 2007
mugGet the Oklahomamug.

Fags

What the British smoke, can also be used to as an insult to a bunch of gays
1. So you are smoking fags Eh?
2. Look at those fags over there fudgepacking each other in the ass
by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006
mugGet the Fagsmug.

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.
In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.
by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008
mugGet the Mayochupmug.

Mayobating

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.
Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.
by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007
mugGet the Mayobatingmug.

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.
There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.
by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007
mugGet the teenageismmug.

Rjeindeer Fjucker

A racial slur for somebody of Norwegian descent.
Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language.

Them Norwegians sure do like to raise reindeer, gay norwegians can be called a Rjeindeer Fjucker
by Phaenixdrools December 9, 2008
mugGet the Rjeindeer Fjuckermug.

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