Phaenixdrools's definitions

Teenager

You know you are a teenager if:

1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.

2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.

3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.

4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.

5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.

7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.

8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.

9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.

10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.

11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.

12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.

13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.

14.You Love beating up fags.

15.You are living up the best times of your life.

Teenagers really should take over the world since they are the coolest on this planet, Teens rule

by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006

Mustard

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.

In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.

by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008

Mayobating

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.

There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007

Rjeindeer Fjucker

A racial slur for somebody of Norwegian descent.

Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language.

Them Norwegians sure do like to raise reindeer, gay norwegians can be called a Rjeindeer Fjucker

by Phaenixdrools December 9, 2008

Chankoro

Japanese derogatory slur for the Chinese, it means Chink in Japanese

I have no example for the name Chankoro

by Phaenixdrools November 28, 2006