Phaenixdrools's definitions

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.

There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007

Mayobating

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.

In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.

by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008

Rjeindeer Fjucker

A racial slur for somebody of Norwegian descent.

Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language.

Them Norwegians sure do like to raise reindeer, gay norwegians can be called a Rjeindeer Fjucker

by Phaenixdrools December 9, 2008

Africoon

Another racist name for somebody of African descent, it is a portmanteau of the words African and Coon

My friend Tammy is a racist and called my new Friend from Kenya an Africoon.

by Phaenixdrools November 28, 2006

Mustard

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

Wigger

An epithet that is applied to a modern youth, or youths who emulate the African American's Stereotypical ways of life. Such people are often quite ignorant about the true culture of such, and they tend to insult the African American's culture and status by referring to them as niggers, And then say that all black people act like hoodlums and criminals. The truth is that all cultures and races have stereotypical traits, yet these people who act wannabe-black probably don't realize or care that their behaviors could be seen as making a mockery out of another ethnic group's culture and way of life. This is why some "Wiggers" are never truly accepted by either the African American community or by their own race.

Jacob is a wigger who thinks that Black people all act, dress, and talk the same, he calls his white buddies "nigga" yet he probably doesn't have enough balls to dare call a black that way. Wannabe Black Wankster poser to an African American man: Yo sup mah nigga? African American: What!!
"White Kid" gets killed.

by Phaenixdrools January 31, 2009