Phaenixdrools's definitions

mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.

Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.

by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007

Dolyolt

When you take chewing or bubble gum of your favorite brand and flavor back out of your mouth after chewing it for a while and roll it into a ball between your hands and wait for it to get some of that delightful flavoring back to the whole wadd of gum, then you put it back in your mouth and chew it more until, ultimately every bit of flavoring is exhausted out of the gum, after which case you either swallow it or spit it out.

Pronounced Dohl.Yohlt

Dolyolt was just a non sensical name that I gave to such a process when I was 6 years old, because I thought the name of the word sounded different or out of the ordinary.

Me back in Kindergarten singing to self: Dolyolt chew the dolyolt till all the flavor is gone, roll the dolyolt between your hands to get the flavor back lah lah dahh de dah......

by Phaenixdrools April 19, 2009

Sara Lee

A name brand company which sells food products which not that many people like anymore, and can in the right stores have an outrageous price for selling their goods; usually not worth buying unless your willing to put alot of money in for food that is just okay or even crappy.

Instead of the slogan "Nobody doesn't like sara lee",
it really ought to be "Nobody likes sara lee".

by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006

Fags

What the British smoke, can also be used to as an insult to a bunch of gays

1. So you are smoking fags Eh?
2. Look at those fags over there fudgepacking each other in the ass

by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006

Oklahoma

A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.

Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.

by Phaenixdrools January 9, 2007

Africoon

Another racist name for somebody of African descent, it is a portmanteau of the words African and Coon

My friend Tammy is a racist and called my new Friend from Kenya an Africoon.

by Phaenixdrools November 28, 2006

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.

In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.

by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008