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PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued
OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!
by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010
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thoughtmosphere

the collective atmosphere of thoughts surrounding the earth and emanating out into all dimensions
this credit crisis crap is really destroying our thoughtmosphere

urban dictionary is one of the best ways to discover new places in our thoughtmosphere
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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Bitch Pitch

the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening
dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?

I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch
by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2010
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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013
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Acrobuzzanym

An acronym that's also a pronounceable buzzword
ACROBUZZANYM examples:
e.g.1 SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

e.g.2.RAM - Random Access Memory

e.g.3 IDIOTS - Institutions for Decisions Involving Organization & Temporary Solutions
(still to catch on)
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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twefix

the TW prefix used to twitterise regular words
stop tweaking words with the TW twefix - it's not twendy anymore, its just retwiculous so twut the twuck up
by Peter Greenwall May 22, 2011
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PIFYAFFING

Pulling Ideas From Your Aspirations For FINancial Gain
- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success
PIFYAFFING examples:

e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along

e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits

e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.

e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.

e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!

e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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