196 definitions by Peter

a cool tenessee guy into cars
look at that pizarks haulin ass in his bitchin chevelle, pizarks is the man
by Peter January 9, 2005
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n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.
Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.
by Peter December 11, 2003
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stands for the initials PK, represENTS
ey, you know Peekay?
yeah, him, of course!
by Peter March 9, 2003
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One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.
Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..
by Peter January 24, 2004
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A gathering that's all or mostly women; the opposite of a sausage party.
That party was a total fish taco festival, you could practically see the clouds of estrogen in the air.
by Peter March 21, 2005
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being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.
Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.
by Peter December 10, 2006
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