Pete's definitions

The Oxford

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

by Pete January 26, 2005

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

by Pete January 30, 2005

sw00t

sweet + w00t = sw00t

"hey man, i just found 10 bucks!"
"sw00t!"

by pete January 31, 2005

r

short for refer, pot, and marajuana

Hey, I just scored some nice green R.

by Pete February 4, 2005

FEMBOT

n, 1) bile inducing, mind numbing, soul destroying, life sapping, god awful wankload of shit. 2) A pointless programme in which the Help option tells you to use features that don't exist. 3) A programme that saves your current work over every other FEMBOT file on your computer. 4) The bane of any users existence

I hate FEMBOT! IT's went and saved over all my other work again

by Pete February 8, 2005

The Gilmour

Our pub. I wish all those old men and losers who sit in our seats would just fuck off and take Mr Sleaze with them

Let's go to The Gilmour

by Pete February 8, 2005

Gerry

the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously

Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry

by pete February 17, 2005