Paul B's definitions

Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect

Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub

by Paul B February 13, 2004

boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

by Paul B February 7, 2004

fruvous

n
1. Magical monk-baked pastry loaf.
2. High stakes Mesopotamian board game.
3. Sound produced when yogurt dollops are dropped in searing liquid.

adj 1. Unflappable(after legendary crusader Marion~)
2. Multi-legged and aural.
see MOXY FRUVOUS

by Paul B March 22, 2003

cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

miler

a woman who seems attractive at a long distance but becomes incresingly hideous as she gets closer.

Damn when I saw her from across the street she looked hot but when I got closer she looked like my dog's ass, what a miler.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

Duphelshankie

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.

Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.

by Paul B February 15, 2004

ringpeice

Brown sweaty hoop surrounding ones shithole.

Lick my ringpeice you tart

by Paul B January 9, 2004