Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.

Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank

by Paul B February 1, 2004

fruvous

n
1. Magical monk-baked pastry loaf.
2. High stakes Mesopotamian board game.
3. Sound produced when yogurt dollops are dropped in searing liquid.

adj 1. Unflappable(after legendary crusader Marion~)
2. Multi-legged and aural.
see MOXY FRUVOUS

by Paul B March 22, 2003

Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect

Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub

by Paul B February 13, 2004

miler

a woman who seems attractive at a long distance but becomes incresingly hideous as she gets closer.

Damn when I saw her from across the street she looked hot but when I got closer she looked like my dog's ass, what a miler.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

Duphelshankie

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.

Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.

by Paul B February 15, 2004

cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

ringpeice

Brown sweaty hoop surrounding ones shithole.

Lick my ringpeice you tart

by Paul B January 9, 2004