Paul's definitions

asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

reezee

Reezee means REAL. Reezee is just an offshot of the word real. The first sound of the word is attached to "zee" to make the whole sound rhyme with other -zee and -zle words like shizzle, dizzle...

Freezin fo reezee
It's freezing for real.

by Paul January 23, 2005

assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 3, 2003

mongler

when one is inclinined to sketchiness and shadyness combined

Fuck what a mongler
Man that guy is dirty, what a heebin mongler

by paul January 11, 2005

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

George W. Bush

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by Paul August 22, 2003

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005