Paul's definitions

bootie

1. Slang for boots, commonly worn by cats and small dogs, usually made by hand.

"Mr. Thomas walked around casually in his warm booties"

by Paul August 5, 2003

Ass tax

n. (1)Created while mispronouncing "brass tacks" as in "let's get down to brass tacks."
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.

"You betta need to be payin me that ass tax!"

by Paul July 3, 2006

colead

A lead that connects two gameboys together.

-dude, want to play on the gamboys?
-sure, where the hell did i leave my colead

by Paul October 1, 2004

connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

by Paul December 6, 2003

no re

no rematch

gg nubs. no re

by Paul December 17, 2003

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

by paul March 17, 2004