Paul's definitions

David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.

You are a lord_of_muffins.

by Paul January 22, 2005

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

by Paul May 7, 2004

Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by Paul February 16, 2005

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004

horin

1. To whore (Slang)
2. Horrible
3. Hoe

"He is so horin"

by Paul January 29, 2003

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007