Patrick Judge's definitions

lshismfp

Computer slang for laughing so hard i shit my fucking pants.

Hannah sent Father Patrick a funny picture via an instant messaging device. Father laughed and then typed lshismfp or laughing so hard i shit my fucking pants.

by Patrick Judge October 27, 2004

pop

Originated in Pittsburgh, Pennsylania. A common name for soda used in a language commonly referred to as Pittsburguese.

Auswald: Hey, can you pass me a can of pop?
Jordan: I am from New Jersey. What the hell is pop?
Auswald: Oh, my bad, you don't know Pittsburguese. Pop is soda.

by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004

Pittsburguese

1. A language used in and around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pittsburguese contains made up words such as jagger bush, jimmies, gumband, and pop.
2. An accent that Pittsburghers posses. Certain letters in Pittsburguese are not pronounced, such as Souside, instead of South Side.

1. Jordan didn't understand Patrick because he spoke Pittsburguese.
2. "We're goin' to Souside to get some Stillers stuff for the game."

by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004

jimmies

Pittsburguese for candy sprinkles which are placed on top of ice cream.

Hughie asked for jimmies on top of his ice cream sunday.

by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004

gumband

Pittsburguese for rubber bands.

The man at the store put a gumband on the customer's newly purchased poster.

by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004

jagger bush

Pittsburguese for a bush with thorns on it.

Gordon was badly injured when he fell into a jagger bush.

by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004

yinz

Pittsburguese for "you guys." It actually doesn't combine any words together. It's not two words combined with letters taken out, which is common for Pittsburguese. It's just a made up word that stands for "you guys."

Jamie asked his companions, "Where are yinz goin'."

by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004