Patrick Bateman's definitions

fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013