Definitions by Partridge

Dirt road chicken 

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.

Fuck that dirt road chicken, choot it!

Dirt road chicken by Partridge October 19, 2021

nipple golf 

A game where you stand in front of someone with your eyes closed and you take your hand or another object and try and touch the other persons nipple without looking.

Mary's boyfriend asked to play a game of nipple golf and she said okay.

nipple golf by Partridge May 17, 2006

Jublomatic (adjective) 

A woman who is of sexual interest to a Jublomat, i.e. has large breasts.

Woah mate get a load of the tits on her, she's jublomatic and no mistake.

Jublomatic (adjective) by partridge May 15, 2003

Jublomat (noun) 

A person (typically a man) with a particular sexual interest in women with large breasts.

Look at the pair on her - she's a jublomat's dream.

Jublomat (noun) by partridge May 15, 2003

Barney 

A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.

When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.

Barney by partridge May 15, 2003

Banana 

Exclamation expressing extreme contentment with something or someone. Derived from the phrase 'top banana'.

We got tickets to the Bran Van concert - banana!

Banana by partridge May 15, 2003