The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.
Justin: You remember Hilary from school?
Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.
Justin: Shes gaining some weight.
Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.
Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers
When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?
Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.
Bill: Jerk-Off Hands
Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)