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2 definitions by P2E

 
1.
The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.
Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...
by P2E June 06, 2010
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2.
UNM
What you hear at a job interview when you gaduated from the University of New Mexico. UNM acctually stands for (U) (N)eed (M)ore. Not enough training.. Poor education. Dumb grad.
Dude, I went in for my interview and totally got the UNM. I'm sooooo glad I went to college...
by P2E June 06, 2010
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