Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...
by P2E June 7, 2010
When a men rubs his hand all over his junk vigorously, then proceeds to grabbing someone face (preferably his girl) after they have done something wrong, question them or refuse to obey them.
Me: Hey Reece your girl really embarrassed you last night!
Reece: I know, that why I gave her the monkey palm when we got home.
Reece: I know, that why I gave her the monkey palm when we got home.
by Slip N Slide Joe March 5, 2014