Definitions by Ontological
Ganglethon
An offensive attack, characterized by the loose whipping motion of lengthy arms driven by an aggressive turning of the torso.
Little Johnny got blind sided by a ganglethon on the way home from school. The attackers arms moved so fast and so loosely he couldn't get a positive ID.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
Turner kept picking on Joey. Joey couldn't take it anymore so he started to ganglethon. The whipping motion of Joeys finger tips smacked Turner right in the face.
Sarah tried to ganglethon without practicing and dislocated her shoulders.
Ganglethon by Ontological August 20, 2018
Jibba-Jabba
Little Johnny had it coming. He got a really nasty Jibba-Jabba followed by a brutal ganglethon.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
Turner got the worst Jibba-Jabba of his life. He had to clean his face three or four times to get the grease off.
Jibba-Jabba by Ontological August 20, 2018
conspiracy arsonist
Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.
The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
conspiracy arsonist by Ontological June 27, 2018
gross behavioral criminalization
Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.
The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.
Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.
Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.
Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.
gross behavioral criminalization by Ontological June 26, 2018
orbital narcissist
A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.
A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.
Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
orbital narcissist by Ontological June 26, 2018
societal trust degradation
Opposing views on acceptable behavior caused societal trust degradation between republicans and democrats.
The war produced societal trust degradation. Peace may not be possible.
The prevalence of negative news articles produced societal trust degradation.
While societal trust degradation seemed inevitable in modern society, Amish culture remained tight knit and safe.
The war produced societal trust degradation. Peace may not be possible.
The prevalence of negative news articles produced societal trust degradation.
While societal trust degradation seemed inevitable in modern society, Amish culture remained tight knit and safe.
societal trust degradation by Ontological June 26, 2018
memory recollection fragmentation
Only being able to remember particular fragments of memories or ideas from an earlier time where the context of such memories are no longer recoverable.
I had a really good idea last night, but can't seem to remember what it is. It must be a bad case of memory recollection fragmentation.
The guy has a really bad case of memory recollection fragmentation. It took all month to engineer the tissue to CPU membrane but forgot a critical step.
Old age produces memory recollection fragmentation. Most of our patients have trouble integrating life's memories into a coherent timeline.
The guy has a really bad case of memory recollection fragmentation. It took all month to engineer the tissue to CPU membrane but forgot a critical step.
Old age produces memory recollection fragmentation. Most of our patients have trouble integrating life's memories into a coherent timeline.
memory recollection fragmentation by Ontological June 25, 2018