4 definitions by One Hung Low

spootelage

The residue that is deposited in a womans panties when she quiefs post coitaly.

Betty had to use a scrub brush to completely remove Fred's spootelage from her panties.

by One Hung Low January 9, 2008

vegas chick

A woman of any age with fake tits, fake eyelashes, and fake colored eye contacts that is selfish, cold, narcissistic, and shallow. She loves to party, gamble, and take dick; as long as the person or persons attached to other end have enough money.

Whew, this club is chocked full or vegas chicks.

by One Hung Low June 13, 2015

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low October 23, 2007

Ashlea

One of the sexiest girls i have ever known. Hot ass hell in bed in will forever be on your mind. She is known to love the weeds and is one down bitch.

Dammmmm did you see Ashlea today. Fuck.
Me and Ashlea smoked a blunt on 420 day.
Damm that Ashlea is one hell of an executive entertainment coordinator.
That Ashlea rocked my shit like a boss.

by One Hung Low December 10, 2013