7 definitions by OmegaSoul

Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

by OmegaSoul December 6, 2016

Sprike

The Slovakian Traffic Cone but with soft drinks, preferably regurgitated beforehand or into the cone.

Oh bro, I totally spriked that girl so hard last night!

by OmegaSoul October 1, 2017

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

Factorio

A 3D Top-down game about building and managing a factory from almost nothing. The end goal of the game is to launch a rocket into space.

I'm gonna go play Factorio.

by OmegaSoul November 26, 2016

Gems and Light

The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.

To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.

Gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.

by OmegaSoul December 18, 2016

Intense Sadness

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.

I'm feeling intense sadness, ud didn't publish my definition.

by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016