Octopod's definitions

collective

Stalinoid or Bolshevik for "group." Reeks with self-importance and in-groupiness.

They used to go out drinking. I suppose they called themselves the "Beer Collective."

by octopod November 30, 2003

asshole buddies

Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.

by octopod July 11, 2004

a little light on his feet

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

by octopod July 16, 2011

birdcage liner

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

by octopod April 20, 2006

knickers in a twist

Agitated, anxious, in a tizz. British, Strine, and New Zealand. Cf. panties in a knot.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. The Frogs are just that way.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

honeyfuggle

Ancient term for slow, affectionate sex

Let's go up to my cabin and have a bottle of wine and a honeyfuggle.

by octopod June 13, 2004

intromissio in ano

Latin for "sticking it up the ass; term used for butt-fucking or cornholing in old-fashioned books, back when the well-bred knew Latin and hoi polloi didn't.

Intromissio in ano is legally defined as the great crime against nature.

by octopod June 12, 2004