Octopod's definitions

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 30, 2006

brass monkey

A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"

by octopod May 29, 2004

Afro-Saxon

A person of African origin who is more British than the British, or follows outdated patterns of Englishness. West Indian.

Some Afro-Saxons even dress for dinner. Do they read Evelyn Waugh?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Bushie

Follower or associate of Pres. G. W. Bush

The Bushies aren't happy with the news from Iraq, but they like the economic figures.

by octopod November 9, 2003

R. Crumb

The greatest artist of the twentieth century. Comix, wisdom, and more.

R. Crumb's Mr. Natural is a brilliantly conceived character.

by octopod November 10, 2003

shed a tear for Ireland

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

by Octopod September 25, 2003

harp

(1) A paddy, mick, Irishman. MIldly pejorative. Refers to the national instrument of Eire.
(2) A harmonica or mouth organ.

"I'm always sharp
When playin' the harp,
'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy!"
-- Cole Porter

by Octopod November 5, 2003