Octopod's definitions

Serbian necktie

Method of assassination, in which the throat is slit and the victim's tongue is pulled through the cut, thus creating the impression of a grotesque cravat.

They found five Albanians in the ditch being devoured by wild dogs; each had a Serbian necktie.

by octopod February 22, 2008

intromissio in ano

Latin for "sticking it up the ass; term used for butt-fucking or cornholing in old-fashioned books, back when the well-bred knew Latin and hoi polloi didn't.

Intromissio in ano is legally defined as the great crime against nature.

by octopod June 12, 2004

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

honeyfuggle

Ancient term for slow, affectionate sex

Let's go up to my cabin and have a bottle of wine and a honeyfuggle.

by octopod June 13, 2004

colored

African-American. The former "polite" term, replaced by "Negro," then by "black," now by "African-American."

White folks in Washington
They sure know how
To call a colored man a nigger,
Just to see him bow.
-- Lead Belly, "Bourgeois Blues"

by octopod June 13, 2004

knickers in a twist

Agitated, anxious, in a tizz. British, Strine, and New Zealand. Cf. panties in a knot.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. The Frogs are just that way.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

brass monkey

A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"

by octopod May 29, 2004