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perp

perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime
The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.
by Octopod November 12, 2003
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mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.
Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!
by Octopod November 6, 2003
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rug rat

A kid or ankle-biter. There's a TV show with the same name.
"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do." -- Rug Rats
by Octopod November 5, 2003
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two bits

A US 25-cent coin, after the old Spanish coins that could be cut into eighths.
by octopod November 23, 2003
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Zeropa

In Zeropa, they're all hoity-toity about the US, but soon they'll be nothing but dhimmis.
by octopod May 15, 2004
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French-looking

Rush Limbaugh's epithet for the ineffable Sen. John Kerry. Sod the Frogs!
The French-looking John Kerry and the Breck Girl were neck-and-neck in Iowa.
by octopod January 24, 2004
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piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
by octopod July 24, 2004
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