Any non-PC statement about anything, especially on campus and among the pinko crowd. It's ok to hate ordinary American middle-classyahoos, though. Real hate speech does exist, but usually involves some form of incitement to riot.
Hey, Joe! Lemme attac this male connector to the female one.
Shut up, Jake! They'll write you up for hate speech.
Fuck it then. They can write me up in the dark!
Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake