Octopod's definitions

Billary

Former Pres. and Mrs. (Sen.) Clinton. A famous marriage of convenience seen as a unit, though Bill's unit may be elswhere

Billary -- they still run the Democrat Party.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

pigfucker

1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow.
2. A ninny.

Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!

by octopod December 1, 2003

a little light on his feet

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

by octopod July 16, 2011

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

flash

Pre-drawn designs for tattoos.

I was looking for flash of a shark.

by octopod February 18, 2004

jug

Jail or prison; hoosegow, slammer, graybar motel, calaboose, up the river, the big house

You see a mug, lately outta da jug, and he's still lifting platinum fol-de-rol . . .

by Octopod November 9, 2003

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003