205 definitions by Octopod

Englishman that complains a lot; or, an Englishman. Whinge means to whine or to complain, a pommy or pommie is an Englishman, and bastard is just for emphasis.
Why do you Australians always talk about "whinging pommy bastards?"
by octopod November 05, 2006
Money that is only money because some government says that it is.
There's no gold or silver backing greenbacks.
by octopod January 16, 2004
To hold up or rob.
In New Orleans, every week someone tries to knock over a Popeye's Chicken store.
by octopod June 21, 2004
Any non-PC statement about anything, especially on campus and among the pinko crowd. It's ok to hate ordinary American middle-class yahoos, though. Real hate speech does exist, but usually involves some form of incitement to riot.
Hey, Joe! Lemme attac this male connector to the female one.
Shut up, Jake! They'll write you up for hate speech.
Fuck it then. They can write me up in the dark!
by octopod November 30, 2003
Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.
F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.
by octopod November 05, 2003
To eat gluttonously; to consume mass quantities like an animal.

From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."
Sol and Sam were at the deli, fressing away on huge pastrami sandwiches.
by Octopod November 15, 2006
Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
by octopod July 24, 2004

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.