Octopod's definitions

kaffir

1. Arabic term meaning "infidel.' See kafir, kaafir. Plural kufaar, kaafirun.

2. Borrowed into Afrikaans and S. African English as insulting term for an African.

Under apartheid, the "kaffirs" had to live in locations.

by octopod July 11, 2004

point of order

Fifties talk for "bullshit!"

"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

by octopod June 13, 2004

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

puppy trainer

A newspaper the speaker wants to put down; a rag; a birdcage liner.

I use the LA Times as a puppy trainer.

by octopod April 20, 2006

salt of the earth

Jes' folks; the 36 saints who uphold the world; ordinary people. See the song by the Rolling Stones. Origin in the New Testament.

Say a prayer for the hard-working people. Say a prayer for the salt of the earth.

by octopod November 30, 2003