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Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative
"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."
by octopod April 10, 2004
mugGet the a mile wide and an inch deepmug.

turnip truck

Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.
You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.
by octopod May 29, 2004
mugGet the turnip truckmug.

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.
What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.
by octopod May 1, 2005
mugGet the Welshman's prickmug.

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."
So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!
by octopod May 30, 2006
mugGet the tell us how you really feelmug.

no-goodnik

That Lord Macbeth? A real no-goodnik, lemme tell ya!
by Octopod November 9, 2003
mugGet the no-goodnikmug.

blow it out your bung hole

Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.
You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.
by octopod November 22, 2003
mugGet the blow it out your bung holemug.

brass monkey

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"
by octopod May 29, 2004
mugGet the brass monkeymug.

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