205 definitions by Octopod

1. Catamite, an adolescent homosexual "mistress."
2. A sycophant, yes man, or brown nose.
A certain singer's butt boy ratted him out to the cops.
by octopod November 23, 2003
The greatest artist of the twentieth century. Comix, wisdom, and more.
R. Crumb's Mr. Natural is a brilliantly conceived character.
by octopod November 10, 2003
Bisexual, swings both ways.
Friday I saw him in a gay bar; Saturday he was with a woman. AC-DC, I guess.
by octopod November 09, 2003
"I don't have a dog in that fight," means "I don't have a stake in the outcome." Not quite so strong as call somebody who gives a shit.

This expression is neo-Texan.
Russians are fighting Chechens. We Uruguayans don't have a dog in that fight.
by octopod October 26, 2007
Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
by octopod November 22, 2003
Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.
Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.
by octopod July 11, 2004
A long story or old wives' tale, that is, something a grandma would tell. Yiddish, from "bubba," "grandmother."
"I asked about the family, and she started in on a bubbameister about hospitals."
by octopod August 30, 2008

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