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wang

Penis, pecker, schlong, dong, ding-a-ling, winker, willy, johnson, prick, cock, meat-stick, skin flute, virile member, organ, putz.
The principal caught us smoking, but he might not have suspended us. Then I told him to suck my wang . . .
by octopod May 30, 2006
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shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.
"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."
by Octopod November 6, 2003
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not enough popcorn

I don't have time to tell the story--it's too long, say, movie length.
"So how come you got divorced?"
"Not enough popcorn."
by octopod October 18, 2008
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mulatress

Female offspring of a white and a black. Fem. of mulatto
The late Sen. Strom Thurmond's daughter (by the family maid) is a mulatress.
by octopod July 5, 2004
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ashes hauled

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?
by Octopod November 8, 2003
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coglioni

Balls, testicles (Italian); meaning courage, strength of character, masculinity. See break my balls
That Kerry, he was in the war, but in politics he ain't got no coglioni
by octopod April 27, 2004
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Yeah, right

Sarcastic agreement, meant to convey disagreement.
"John Kerry is a statesman."
"Yeah, right!"
by octopod May 30, 2004
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