Octopod's definitions

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

knickers in a twist

Agitated, anxious, in a tizz. British, Strine, and New Zealand. Cf. panties in a knot.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. The Frogs are just that way.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Billary

Former Pres. and Mrs. (Sen.) Clinton. A famous marriage of convenience seen as a unit, though Bill's unit may be elswhere

Billary -- they still run the Democrat Party.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

pigfucker

1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow.
2. A ninny.

Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!

by octopod December 1, 2003

a little light on his feet

Effete, a bit of a poof, possibly homosexual

The fellow professes to be happily married, but he's a little light on his feet, if you ask me.

by octopod July 16, 2011

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003