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A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.
I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.
by octopod November 25, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.
I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.
by octopod November 25, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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