Definitions by ODST

flashbang 

When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.

You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her

flashbang by Odst October 20, 2019

iFive 

A high five over the internet.

IM Log
Guy 1: Hey man I got laid last night.
Guy 2: Sweet man, iFive.

iFive by ODST January 8, 2010

Profit 

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

Profit by ODST January 1, 2010

Internet Capacity

The maximum number of members that an internet community can have before it becomes unrecognizable by the original members. Eventually all communities will reach internet capacity, usually withing 5-6 years of being founded.

A: Hey have you been to insert forum they used to frequent here lately?
B: No, I haven't. Why?
A: Its completely reached internet capacity, it sucks now.
B: Twas inevitable I guess.

Internet Capacity by ODST December 7, 2009

Rule lol 

On the internet, lol can be placed any and everywhere in a sentence and the sentence will still make sense.

Example of Rule lol
A: Hey lol
B: lol hey
A: lol how you doing lol
B: I'm doing good lol. Lol how bout you lol?
A: lol i'm doing good too lol.

Rule lol by ODST September 4, 2009

Dudeman 

An adjective to show that someone is being annoying, a bitch, dumbass, dickshitting pussyface, etc.

Stop being a Dudeman!

Dudeman by ODST May 29, 2008

bidoof

an incredibly powerful pokemon with the ability to to incredible attacks such as special doof cannon and --. it often hangs out with lucario.

bidoof once walked into a bar. the world exploded. one planet cannot contain that much awesome.

bidoof by ODST May 29, 2008