7 definitions by Novacaine86

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When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!
by Novacaine86 May 03, 2010
When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.
*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!
by Novacaine86 May 07, 2010
DP
Abbreviation for Don't Publish, used by Urban dictionary editors who get tired of seeing kids put they're friends name in as a word and talk great things about them.
Angelika
an amazing girl with alotta heart. her appearence may fool you, but dont be shocked one day when you are working for her. you may not think anything of her now, but you wait. she wears her heart on her sleeve, and though she may not always show it, she really does care. she may tell you that she doesnt, but dont believe that... inside she is really dying to tell someone;anyone that will listen!

Editor: Sigh, DP
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.
*flush*

Man 1: Ah What the fuck?

Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!
by Novacaine86 May 07, 2010
A mistress or mister that is on the down low and is not worthy of a real phone number.
Dude that chick is hot!

Bro shes a throw away phone.
by Novacaine86 April 04, 2010
When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!
by Novacaine86 May 03, 2010

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